Dear Chipotle,

June 12th 2009 12:51 pm by Matt

Would it kill you to take a note from the Pancheros of the world and mix up the ingredients of the burrito a little bit before rolling it up? I have now finished the rice-and-beef portion of my burrito, and am unfortunately moving on to the cheese-salsa-lettuce-hot sauce portion, which I suspect will be considerably less delicious.

Thank you.

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10 Responses to “Dear Chipotle,”

  1. Josh says:

    Learn to buy burrito bowl with tortilla on the side kthx.

  2. Matt says:

    burrito bowls are for fags. I can handle a burrito like a real man, I’d just prefer my goddamn burrito not be layered.

  3. seanpr123 says:

    Went to Qdoba for lunch today. Got a chicken burrito, ordered double chicken and they forgot to charge me for it. I also got a cup a ‘water’.
    I win.

  4. Josh says:

    For the sake of having it on record… if you get a burrito bowl you actually tend to get MORE food. The tortilla on the side is free, and you’re free to mix everything however you want. You can make every bite the same, perfect jumble of deliciousness, or you can change it up here and there… it’s just a generally better idea.

  5. Matt says:

    especially if you like it in the butt.

  6. Josh says:

    Trolling… it would be funny if it weren’t so predictable.

  7. Matt says:

    It’s not trolling if it’s my website you bitch.

  8. Josh says:

    Ownership of the site is completely irrelevant. Since your statement had no merit as an argument, it’s sole purpose would be its dickery. Trolling is simply being a dick to amuse yourself (and possibly others). Thus, your statement constitutes trolling.

  9. Josh says:

    Wow… I did the “it’s.” I’m kinda ashamed

  10. Matt says:

    in other news, I have to work on this comment template. It’s not so great is it.